Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Sarah Palin's Witchdoctor


Anonymous said...

Liberals and other Democrats these days are oh-so-scared to attack Sarah Palin because she's a woman, and oooooh, all women will come to her defense. But right-wingers didn't hesitate to attack Obama, did they? They attacked him for what his preacher said when Obama was not in attendance at his church. And it worked. His numbers fell, until he attacked back.

But here we are just weeks before we decide the most important presidential election of the last half century, and what do we have?

Never mind that we have the most serious economic news since the Depression, never mind the billions being spent on a war declared on a ruse, never mind that McCain is temperamentally unsuited to be our next president.

We have the GOP vice-presidential candidate taking part in a Kenyan witchdoctor's mumbo-jumbo superstitious rite that will allegedly protect her from witchcraft.

This is absolutely insane. And the media need to say this. The First Amendment protects Palin and her right to her beliefs, but the First Amendment also imposes a responsibility on the media--to alert us to crackpots who may end up in the White House.

But since the media are asleep, then it is up to the rest of us to take to the bullhorns: John McCain has picked a lunatic fringe religious fanatic to succeed him as president if, God forbid, he becomes incapacitated, or drops dead.

McCain is a very old man who is often confused, forgetful and can't remember from one day to another what he said the preceding day. He's had cancer and other illnesses in recent times. Statistically, if he's elected, we have a very good chance of having Palin ascend to the presidency and have her finger on the nuclear button--excuse me, the nuki-ler button. And she will be eager to have that opportunity.

Palin believes in the "fast-approaching" Rapture, the I-can-hardly-wait-for End Days, and Palin and her fellow crazies believe that it is OK to help the Lord and hurry up the process, cause, well, folks, salvation is at hand for all the just. And, of course, they know they are just.

Well, assuming I am just, I don't want to be saved all that soon. I want to wait until I die the way God intended, preferably of natural causes at age 93, thank you very much.

The GOP will counter that Plain does not believe this crap, and after the McCain-ites cleaned up her act (read: told her what to say and what not to say), she as much as said what the GOP wants sane Americans to believe about her.

But she can't erase all her comments that have been published, all the supporting evidence from witnesses, all the videos posted. She IS a religious fanatic.

Most Americans are religious, but they are not crazy, and they don't want their religion determining their politics, much less the end of their world.

But Palin is not just deeply religious; she is far way out of the mainstream. She is nuttier than a fruitcake, one who would have no qualms about quickening the demise of the planet in order to make the prophecies come true and, in the process, be saved--in the end, pun intended, a very selfish act.

We need to say that she believes in all this baloney; we need to say that every day; we need to say that in a matter of fact way; we need to say that as if it is common knowledge because we need to make it common knowledge, since the media seems to be cowed.

We need to tell all our friends who agree with us and urge them to spread the word, but we also need to tell the unconverted, in conversation, in e-mails, and yes, in prayer.

"Oh, yes, Muriel, hadn't you heard? This gal is crazier than Michael Moore. Honest to God! She believes she has a responsibility to end life on this planet as soon as possible. I, for one, don't plan on going anytime soon, so I am voting against her, cause, as you know, McCain is likely to kick the bucket in the next year or so, and she'll have her pinkies on the nuki-ler button. Yeah, she's crazier than a loon, hon."

"But, dear, she has a right to believe in all those things, doesn't she?"

"Yeah, but Murial, think about it. If ole Barack had been blessed by some African witchdoctor who said that Obama was being protected from witches and demons and pythons, what would you have thought?"

"Hmmm. Well, I do see you point. So, she is loony, huh? Show me that video you've been talking about."

God save us all from charlatans.


Anonymous said...

This man is a christian missionary from Kenya praying against witchcraft. Something commonly done in 'charismatic' churches like the AOG. I totally agree with the mumbo-jumbo assessment as I am atheist. But lets get our facts straight here. This is not a witchdoctor praying against witchcraft. How much sense would that even make?
oh and... VOTE OBAMA!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you people. This was a Christian preacher praying over Sarah, but you all are too blind to see this. The Bible states in the end times people will be blinded by truth and so they are. I feel sorry for all of you when Jesus DOES come and you all are left behind to deal with the world as it will be. You think its bad now,just wait. Give me a break Sheez, people.

Anonymous said...

Passage Jeremiah 17 :

Jeremiah 17
The Heart Is Hopelessly Dark and Deceitful
1 -2 "Judah's sin is engraved with a steel chisel, A steel chisel with a diamond point—
engraved on their granite hearts,
engraved on the stone corners of their altars. The evidence against them is plain to see:
sex-and-religion altars and sacred sex shrines Anywhere there's a grove of trees,
anywhere there's an available hill.

3 -4"I'll use your mountains as roadside stands
for giving away everything you have. All your 'things' will serve as reparations
for your sins all over the country. You'll lose your gift of land,
The inheritance I gave you. I'll make you slaves of your enemies
in a far-off and strange land. My anger is hot and blazing and fierce,
and no one will put it out."

5 -6God's Message:

"Cursed is the strong one
who depends on mere humans, Who thinks he can make it on muscle alone
and sets God aside as dead weight. He's like a tumbleweed on the prairie,
out of touch with the good earth. He lives rootless and aimless
in a land where nothing grows.

7 -8"But blessed is the man who trusts me, God,
the woman who sticks with God. They're like trees replanted in Eden,
putting down roots near the rivers— Never a worry through the hottest of summers,
never dropping a leaf, Serene and calm through droughts,
bearing fresh fruit every season.

9 -10"The heart is hopelessly dark and deceitful,
a puzzle that no one can figure out. But I, God, search the heart
and examine the mind. I get to the heart of the human.
I get to the root of things. I treat them as they really are,
not as they pretend to be."

11Like a cowbird that cheats by laying its eggs
in another bird's nest Is the person who gets rich by cheating.
When the eggs hatch, the deceit is exposed. What a fool he'll look like then!

12 -13From early on your Sanctuary was set high,
a throne of glory, exalted! O God, you're the hope of Israel.
All who leave you end up as fools, Deserters with nothing to show for their lives,
who walk off from God, fountain of living waters—
and wind up dead!

14 -18God, pick up the pieces.
Put me back together again.
You are my praise! Listen to how they talk about me:
"So where's this 'Word of God'?
We'd like to see something happen!" But it wasn't my idea to call for Doomsday.
I never wanted trouble. You know what I've said.
It's all out in the open before you. Don't add to my troubles.
Give me some relief! Let those who harass me be harassed, not me.
Let them be disgraced, not me. Bring down upon them the day of doom.
Lower the boom. Boom!

Keep the Sabbath Day Holy

19 -20God's Message to me: "Go stand in the People's Gate, the one used by Judah's kings as they come and go, and then proceed in turn to all the gates of Jerusalem. Tell them, 'Listen, you kings of Judah, listen to God's Message—and all you people who go in and out of these gates, you listen!

21 -23"'This is God's Message. Be careful, if you care about your lives, not to desecrate the Sabbath by turning it into just another workday, lugging stuff here and there. Don't use the Sabbath to do business as usual. Keep the Sabbath day holy, as I commanded your ancestors. They never did it, as you know. They paid no attention to what I said and went about their own business, refusing to be guided or instructed by me.

24 -26"'But now, take seriously what I tell you. Quit desecrating the Sabbath by busily going about your own work, and keep the Sabbath day holy by not doing business as usual. Then kings from the time of David and their officials will continue to ride through these gates on horses or in chariots. The people of Judah and citizens of Jerusalem will continue to pass through them, too. Jerusalem will always be filled with people. People will stream in from all over Judah, from the province of Benjamin, from the Jerusalem suburbs, from foothills and mountains and deserts. They'll come to worship, bringing all kinds of offerings—animals, grains, incense, expressions of thanks—into the Sanctuary of God.

27"'But if you won't listen to me, won't keep the Sabbath holy, won't quit using the Sabbath for doing your own work, busily going in and out of the city gates on your self-important business, then I'll burn the gates down. In fact, I'll burn the whole city down, palaces and all, with a fire nobody will be able to put out!'"

Anonymous said...

Please read the Holy scripture. I don't believe Sarah is nutty, she just loves God and his commandments and will be honored by the MOST HIGH!! The polls are showing that McCain and Palin are falling behind, but God honors those who honor him. Watch and see!!!

G Man said...

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Anonymous said...

The fact that this even has the word "witchdoctor" is enough to show any intelligent person that the left-wing liberals (socialists), who pathetically attempt in this blog to say that Barack Obama didn't even know that his pastor of 20 years hates (White) America, would rather brainwash themselves than discover the truth.
Two classes can afford to have Barack Obama elected: the elite wealthy class (which none of you are) and the very poor who have no interest in working hard to achieve success, but would rather see others in the middle and upper-middle class be dragged down to your level. The former class will not be affected by any socialist "spread-the-wealth" policies since the bulk of their money has already been taxed, and therefore exempt. The latter class is just lazy and stupid. Sure it's easier to hold your hand out for a government giveaway that some working person earned, but that's not the what I want from a country.
So enjoy twisting this story into some witchdoctor event. The people who are open to the truth, rather than open to a welfare society, see right through it.